I was hoping for a shot of everyone enjoying the party, but everyone was so scattered I just said srew it and am giving you the following shot to illustrate how much fun everyone is having. Your welcome. THE END

I kept trying to get some better photographic proof of Jeffs "steps" but couldnt quite get him... until John had a the great idea to simply call his name and have him look at us. Genius, pure genius. Im guessing thats why hes a smart college professor and Im not

Seeing as Ive never tried it, as far as you know, Im not sure how difficult it actually is to play Cornhole in a dress

I kept trying to tell my sister there wasnt a bus coming through our yard for quite a while, but she was drunk enough to not believe me and stand there staring into the distance, waiting for it

Was very happy, in the midst of getting steps shaved into his head, that my best bud Jeff brought his Cornhole set for everyone to enjoy

From the look on Shannins face, maybe she doesnt get how Jeff playing a game of Cornhole with his sex business manager is gonna help their obvious business relationship

Now obviously here I have the perfect opportunity to make a "Willie Nelson being so high that he got the munchies and raided the food" joke, but Im above that so Im not gonna make a joke about something I just told you

You obviously cant tell, but here we have Marci enjoying some of the extraordinary refreshments Jenn and I prepared... really she is... shut up, Im telling you she is

Suddenly I had a flashback, and frantically had Jenn check for any birds nests or stray animals taking refuge in my wig; a sad reminder to the days of my actual glorious mullet

And here you have the sad, yet trendy spectacle that we were hanging out in my backyard in a bunch of 80's getups

I would make some reference again to striking a pose, and there being nothing to it... but that would just be weird, so Im not gonna

Strike a pose, theres nothing to it. Vogue

Strange group hug among friends or weak attempt to make John drop his beer? You decide

Although his explanation as his costume being an "80's preppie/rich kid" didnt really fly, I was happy one of my best buds John stopped by while on break from shaping some of the minds of the future in California

I was very honored that a young Willie Nelson decided to stop by and bring his wife with him